I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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