Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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