her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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