i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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