i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
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Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
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Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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