Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
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Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
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Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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