I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
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Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
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