Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Randomize
