On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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