so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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