I think I just saw someone hide a body.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
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hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
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Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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