still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
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If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
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I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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