Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
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I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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