i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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