worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
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I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
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He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.