I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
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spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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