Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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