I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
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Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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