Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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