She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Randomize