dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I think my moral compass just broke
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
