yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
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Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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