I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
