The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
