kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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