I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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