if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
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stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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