There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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