White coat. Heels.
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
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For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
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I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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