But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
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What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize