we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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