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Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
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just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
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I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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