if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
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Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
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i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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