This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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