Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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