just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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