Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Actions speak louder than pants.
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I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
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He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
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