I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
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Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
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im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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