What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
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July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
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I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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