The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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