I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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