She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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Apparently you can coat check a keg.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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