I only kidnapped one of them. chill
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Are we still banned from the library?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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