I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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