We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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