My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
you will always have a special place in my vag
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
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I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
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Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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