I just threw up on my dentist
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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