i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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