Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My cat gives me a boner
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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