id be glad to
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
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I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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