Kiss
Puke
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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