So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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