This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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