Can Purell be used as lube?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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