D3 body, D1 cock
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
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