I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
